you ever get in those moods where a family member just opens their mouth and youre like


(via idontgiveafuckcauseimaporkypine)

If you’re in a relationship and you decide you want to get out. Tell them instead of going behind their back with other girls.


you give my butterflies…… but not even in a cute way anymore talking to you gives me anxiety and I’m terrified about everything I say I’m so dumb

(via justsayitagainandmeanit)

I feel like the first slice of bread that no one wants

Knowing you’re unwanted is a fucking shit feeling



Pros of dating me

  • i’m rly soft and squishy
  • i’ll make you hot beverages in bed
  • i’m good at compliments
  • you’ll gain lots of dorky pet names

Cons of dating me

  • ummm??
  • zero i am a goddess

I also make cool coupons

(via our-last-farewell)